Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Quitting smoking is a good thing, right?

It's been almost three weeks since I had a cigarette. Which is wonderful, good for my health, I don't smell like cigarettes anymore, I'm saving money, yada yada yada. I don't think I'm going to live through it.

When I quit smoking, cause I've done it a hundred times, I get an over abundance of energy. So much energy that crack heads are like- Dude, settle the hell down!

My last post showed some things I've been making, little craft projects around the house. Well, since then I've made snowmen out of wood, read three books and built an 8x8 shelving unit for the garage, started building some stools for the kitchen and a table and chairs for a certain little boy for Christmas.

This weekend Hailey and I built a snowman with Noah, he was styling in some trash bags and Aunt Missi's socks, but hey, he had fun.

On top of that, I can't sleep in. This weekend I woke up at the leisurely hour of 6:15am, and cleaned the house, both days, because I was bored and you can't break out the saws that early in the morning.. The only reason I'm in front of the computer long enough to write this is that I'm having trouble with my song for the auction.

So, just a quick update for now, I'm going to see if I have enough wood to make a new table for Thanksgiving dinner and try to find something to wear to the auction. Exactly what does one wear to be auctioned off?

I have a feeling when I finally am able to sleep it will last for days.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

I'm back, I think, no promises though

Hello all two people who read this blog. I know it's been freaking forever since I put something up here but, you know what? Blogs have started to bore me.

I'm so tired of listening to how tough everyone's life is, what an idiot their husbands are and mostly, what whiny bitches everyone has become. Life is tough, suck it up buttercup. I'm pretty sure your mother told you life wasn't fair and if she didn't, get in the car, drive to her house and kick her in the damn shins cause as soon as you take the pacifier away you need to tell your child that life is not fair. If you still have a pacifier, that explains a lot.

Life is hard, sometimes it sucks. Get over it. The fact that you are whining about it on the Internet tells me you are better off than most of the world so shut up already.

Now that I'm finished with my little rant I have to tell you what I've been up to. I've been busy as hell! I've been following some amazing blogs where people actually do stuff instead of just whining, so I've been doing stuff! Go me!

Here's the short version- pay attention it will pass quickly-

I flew to Maryland, by myself, layovers and all to see the cutest baby ever! ( People gotta stop having babies, I think they are all the cutest baby ever!)  While there I learned how to open a bottle of wine with a screw and a hammer. This is Declan in his blog debut, just so you know, he managed to pee and poop on me while I was there, he loves me best!

Then my niece decided to come and stay with me until she gives birth to the cutest baby ever!~ ( See what I mean?) So I replaced some floors in my house- they are very lovely and laminate flooring makes you feel like Bob Villa with more beer and less manly scratching.

Then there was a whirlwind of craft projects: stuffed candy corn, a snowman, a gate for the basement stairs, a pumpkin made out of scrapbook paper and a purse.

I know, I know, I'm pretty freaking amazing. Halloween was a riot, Nancy and I were boobs- didn't see that coming did you?

Noah- cutest boy ever- was the cutest pirate ever!

And, on November 17th I'm going to be auctioned off to the highest bidder. It's for charity, I'll totally put out  go on a date for charity. I still have to finish my questionnaire, right now I'm stuck on the song I want to walk out to, it's a toss up between Redneck Woman and Bringing Sexy Back. What do you think?