Sunday, December 11, 2011
Texts between friends
Everyone I know is sick, we have all been sick for weeks. Just when we think it's going to go away it comes back and brings some new friends.
One of best friends is sick, I'm not going to tell you which friend to protect her identity, you will understand why in a minute. Today she texted me, follows is exactly what was said:
Friend: OMG!!!!!! Cough cough sniff sniff blow! Shit shit....shit myself and puke. Ain't life grand
Friend: Oh wait, Puke cough choke on puke...shit myself...wish for death...merry fu**ing Christmas
Me: I'm sorry I am still sick but not that bad
Friend: At least I'm still laughing at myself as I wish for death
Friend: And hey I have lost three pounds since I woke up this morning
Me: You are too much
Me: I found it. It was at the bottom of my cookie jar
Friend: Is that where you hide your mind?
Friend: I have found mine in the gutter many times
Me: No just the weight you lost
Friend: LOL I am a little slow
Friend: Miss you
Me: Miss you too
I think she may have a fever, she sounds a little delirious but she almost made me snort coffee out of my nose.