Thursday, July 28, 2011

Exercise is making me fat

I used to go to the gym six days a week, religiously, nothing came between me and my gym time, on the seventh day I rested and drank wine.

Somehow about a year ago I got out of the habit, c-diff will do that to you, so now, six days a week I rest and drink wine and on the seventh day, just to shake things up, I nap and drink wine.

Now Hailey is getting married and I have no desire to look like an overstuffed pillowcase in her wedding pictures, so back to the gym I go.

It was a good day, as days at the gym go, I was very proud of myself. I actually did a combination of walking and jogging for an hour, then I did some stretching, just to make it look like I knew what I was doing.

I came home and had a lovely dinner, full of vegetables because, Hey! I'm working out now.

A little later, I had one teeny, tiny little cupcake cause, you know, I did work out today.

The cupcake was good, but I really wanted something salty so a handful of bbq potato chips, cause, after all, I deserve them, I worked out.

At nine pm I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on white toast. Shut up, I freaking worked out today!

I may have to give up this working out thing, I don't think I can keep up the food intake, all that eating makes me tired.

I wonder if there is still time to call Omar before the wedding?


  1. I haven't heard of Omar in ages. Hahaha. Be yourself. Don't worry about the pictures. Do it when you are ready!

  2. I have NO clue as to who Omar might be (yes, I live under a rock), but THIS is the reason I don't exercise! Too many calories.

  3. I tried exercising put a crimp in my style.


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