Vicki has given me an award. If you haven't read her blog you should, she is definitely a glitter frog and makes me laugh. Even more amazing, she reads what I write and we are not related AND I don't even have to pay her!
I'm horrible at these blog award rules, this one says you should give it to 15 people, well, I don't follow rules so I'm giving it to all of you, grab this award and put it on your page and then pass it on to 15 deserving souls, or not, as you see fit.
Instead I'm going to present you with 15 random things I know, or have thought recently. So basically this is your fifteen minutes inside my head. You've waited forever for this haven't you?
#1- Measuring cups do not get stored in the fridge.
#2- Strippers use Visine to get the red out after shaving before spending the night on the pole.
#3- I miss lighting bugs.
#4-The only part of gym class I liked was climbing the rope.
#5-Earrings and vibrators? Seriously!!
#6- It is physically impossible for a 17 year old girl to replace the toilet paper roll.
#7- Hair extensions are actually glued in with a special hot glue gun.
#8- If you close the swamp cooler for the season it will be 90 degrees for a week.
#9- The bigger my ass gets the more I want ice cream, and sweat pants.
#10- There is a middle aged woman who stalks me from my bathroom mirror. I don't know how to get rid of her.
#11- Sometimes my kid is too honest.
#12- If wishes were horses there would be a lot of horse shit in my yard.
#13- Friday the 13th is my lucky day, or it was, until my sister got married at the drive through.
#14- Yeah, she's gonna kick my ass for #13
#15- Why does it always smell like ass in the kitchen at work?
That's it, all I've got. Grab an award and go spread joy. I love that people read what falls out of my head. I appreciate it every single day, your comments make me feel all warm and fuzzy. Thanks for that, I can always use warm and fuzzy.