Thursday, September 16, 2010

You've gone too far Billy Ray!!!


Driving to work today I hear on the radio that Billy Ray Cyrus and his son Trace are going to be doing a reality TV show about paranormal events and conspiracy theories. It's going to be called: UFO: Unbelievably Freakin' Obvious. it you don't believe me just check out Billy Ray's wikipedia page. Say it ain't so Billy Ray!

Sadly, it's not only so, it gets even worse, of course I had to google it, stealthily at work because there is a conspiracy to limit my social media activity, and over at On The Red Carpet I found the following information:

"The pair will embark on cross-country trips and use "important data" Trace’s best friend, "Silent Franky," digs up on his computer in his parent's basement to "crack the government code surrounding a wide range of potential cover-ups, from political controversies to the existence of alleged creatures to eerie occurrences that have long been in question."

I'm afraid there is a tear in my beer, Billy Ray, cause I'm crying over you! I loved you with a mullet and your Achy Breaky Heart, I loved you and Hannah Montana, although thanks to that show and several years of teasing Mo may never forgive me for her name.

But really? Reality TV? About paranormal events and conspiracies? I just don't know you anymore Billy Ray. I forgave you for the mullet, Miley's purity pledge, which made me throw up in my mouth a little, but I'm afraid this time you've gone to far.

I can no longer hitch my horse to your wagon and hold my head up high. Come back from the dark side Billy Ray, back into the light, you know the way, you even wrote a song about it.

I want my mullet back.
My ol' Camero, an' my eight-track.
Fuzzy dice hangin' loose an' proud.
ZZ Top, they're playin' loud.
A simple time, that's what I miss.
Your mini-skirt an' your sweet kiss.
Things are changin' man, an' that's a fact.
I want my mullet back.


Now I must go block Billy Ray's twitter account- he needs to know how mad I am about this silliness. Besides, Aunt Becky said it was a good idea, and I always do what she says.

11 comments:

  1. Bwahahahahahaha! I love that you're blocking Billy Ray's Twitter account because Billy Ray is being SO ridiculous with this new show. It's kind of making me want to slap Billy Ray for going too far.

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  2. Wow, Billy Ray, what were you thinking? You got BLOCKED and John C. Mayer'd. All for UFOs? WAS IT WORTH IT, Billy Ray Cyrus? WAS IT?

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  3. Hahaha! Hilarious. Yes, the whole concept of the show is dumb. He has enough already so he should quit looking for attention.
    You made me laugh and it's good to have a good laugh early in the morning. Thanks.

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  4. Really. Really? When will the insanity stop, Billy Ray Cyrus?
    I think I need to get my BFF, Chelsea J. Handler, to come talk some sense into you!

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  5. Whoa.

    I had not heard of that show, but I admit, I'm quite disappointed in Billy Ray Cyrus.

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  6. I'm sorry, Billy Ray Cyrus, but WTF? What were you thinking, Billy Ray Cyrus?

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  7. I just HAD to come visit the woman who "did" Billy Ray Cyrus! Billy Ray Cyrus is an ass and his daughter, Miley Ray Cyrus is skanky in a slutty-takesherownpicturewithacameraphonewhilesheholdshershirtupwithherteeth-kinda way!

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  8. You guys are killing me! I guess we showed Billy Ray Cyrus what we think of his UFO?

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  9. I'm a fan of many reality shows but that one sounds way too bizarre.

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  10. I'm totally convinced that Hannah Montana was totally inspired by Billy Ray Cyrus's mullet. You know....business in the front, party in the back. Either way, Billy Ray Cyrus has been John C. Mayer-ed. Well done.

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  11. I've never really liked Billy Ray Cyrus. Oh well to each their own or to each their own Billy Ray Cyrus. I pulled a john c mayer on Adam M. Lambert!

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