Friday, September 17, 2010
Who are these people?
Sometimes you just have to ask yourself- is anyone really that stupid?
When I call the doctors office the recording says " If this is a life threatening emergency, hang up and dial 911"- I always call my gynecologists office when I cut off a limb or something.
Tag on my blow dryer says "Do not use while bathing"- this takes multi tasking to a whole new level.
I dialed a wrong number today, the recorded message said " If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and try your number again." When would you not reach that recording in error? Is anyone so lonely they actually dial a wrong number to listen to the recording?
A package of light bulbs carries the following warning " Bulb will become hot during use." Seriously?
And my new vacuum even tells me " Put the vacuum away after every use to prevent tripping accidents."
It's a slow night, I'm painting Christmas presents and reading labels in between coats. Right now my life should carry a warning " Repeated exposure may cause you to die of boredom."