SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. — A woman is facing charges after being accused of shoplifting earrings and two vibrators. Clerks of two stores in Westgate Mall in Spartanburg reported that a woman was shoplifting. An employee at Spencer’s said she saw the woman, later identified by police as 19-year-old Aleshia Lollis, go to the back of the store and put two vibrators in her purse. Security was called, but Lollis had moved on to Claire’s, where a cashier said Lollis went to the back of the store and put three pairs of earrings in her purse… she was arrested and charged with shoplifting.
WTF?? Are you kidding me? Vibrators and earrings? Where's the wine? I mean if you are gonna dress up and wear earrings for your vibrator you should at least offer it a glass of wine!
The things I learn when I'm working.