Thursday, July 22, 2010

Awesome Randomness

Some days I have so much to say but unfortunately it doesn’t come together in any cohesive way. These are very important thoughts I have and I know that you are all dying for me to share them with you so whenever I gather enough randomness I will put it in a blog. Remember, this is just some of the useless stuff floating through my head, there is no way I could capture it all, it would take all day. Now if you are talking to me and my eyes are glazed over you will know that it’s not that I’m not listening it’s just that a squirrel with a top hat just ran through my head.

My life is really, really wonderful, still I can’t help but wonder, would I have been happier as a rodeo clown?

Why is it that everything tastes better when someone else cooks it? I realize that part of the problem may be that I don’t cook, but other than that why is other peoples food better? This also extends to what someone else orders for dinner that I didn’t and now I’m second guessing my decision.

I am super organized. I make lists and write notes to myself so I don’t forget anything I need to do. There is just one problem. I don’t know shorthand but apparently I think I am smart enough to remember what I meant when I left the following post its for myself:






Ok that one is self explanatory, but why did I write I NEED pens?






I know it’s July but does the air conditioning at work have any setting other than frigid?

That’s why there is a heater under my desk and a fan on it. When the hot flashes start the fan goes under my skirt, when they stop I turn the heat on.

At this rate I’ll never get married again, how could I explain to my husband why the air conditioning is on in December.

5 comments:

  1. Oh, you are too funny! For the record, I'm also notorious for thinking I'll know my own harried shorthand. Maybe I can help:
    #1: Withdraw delicately 4-5. This is obviously code to stop dating guys #4 and 5, but tactfully. They obviously didn't make the cut.
    #2: You wrote it in Sharpie, 'cause you're out of pens. (Duh.)
    #3: Check addition on checkbook. (PS: I'll pay you back when I can...)
    #4: Dec 27th is the Daffy/Roadrunner/Donald (Duck) support group meeting. You're embarrassed to admit how much you're looking forward to it.

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  2. Haha. I do that a lot. Especially on the grocery list.

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  3. You will get married again, if you want to! I love the "too cryptic" notes to self!

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  4. Thanks ladies, seems I'm in great company and that Kathryn may live in my head!

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  5. Im glad I am not the only one that has so much running around in my head that I dont know where to start when I sit down to write! I still edit my blogs over and over again trying to get everything in there and not sound like Im ranting:)

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