There is nothing a bubble bath and a glass of wine can't fix
There's a little daughterly jealousy here, Kiddo. Wear those skinny jeans and show off that cute butt. Too bad for her! Kids! Ugh!
Poor kid, I think she sees me as just about ready for the nursing home, what will her friends think!
Well now, I'm all in favor of cute butts!
Say it, you know you wanna!