Thursday, April 29, 2010

Things I learned today


Some days I think I know everything. Most of the time I’m right but today I learned some new things and feel compelled to share them with you.

1. Excel is my bitch. That’s right, I’m awesome at Excel, unless of course it’s something I don’t know how to do, then you are on your own.

2. Judging by the frost I scraped off my windshield this morning I would have to say Father Time is not getting any because Mother Nature is frigid.

3. In my office, if you stand just right and look out the window it looks like a UFO is landing on the temple. My food storage is not ready, I’m failing as a Utahn.

4. Snow in April throws off my internal holiday calendar. When I looked out the window and saw the snow, I started thinking about whether or not I should put the Christmas wreath back on my door.

I return you to your regularly scheduled work day. These things just couldn’t wait.

4 comments:

  1. Carol, don't think about putting the wreath back. My son says anybody who has up Christmas stuff after March (March?) is an alcoholic! LOL!

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  2. Father Time and Mother Nature had better get it together and soon.

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  3. Oh, ew! Don't you DARE put that wreath back on! I'll arrange to have you airlifted out of there as soon as my suspended pilot's license is re-instated! Don't give up! Wait for meeeeeeeeee!!!

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  4. You excel at Excel and just about every other thing I can think of...including seductive window scraping.

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